The Verdict
You're a defendant's dream!
When people bring you their so-called problems, you mostly wonder what they're whining about. In fact, you're more likely to side with the defendant. Got an issue? Here's a tissue. Stop wasting my time and learn to get along.
The Verdict
You're a fence-sitter!
Those splinters in your backside causing you grief? You're clearly not a fan of picking sides. If in doubt, you like to reach a compromise. Chances are no-one will leave your courtroom feeling like a winner, but at least there won't be too much drama.
The Verdict
You're an enforcer of justice.
You're the no-nonsense hardliner who uses their power to ensure justice is swiftly served - and then some. Some people might call you heartless, but those people are wrong… because obviously you're always right.
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A man called Richard let his wife set up his photography website - only for her to call it Dickspics.
Now he's getting no work.
Your verdict?
Tell him to get on with it or maybe consider changing his line of business.
Rule he splits the costs of setting up a new business and website in a new name.
Rule his wife has to pay for the costs of setting up a new business and website.
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A man is in court for stealing and wearing his girlfriend's underwear and she wants compensation.
Your verdict?
She should let it go and forget him - he's sad enough already.
He must pay to replace the stolen undies.
He must pay for the old ones, a new sexy set and pay compensation to both her and the audience who saw the pictures of him in the lingerie.
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A grandma is fed up with all the stuff her family, kids and grandkids, leave at her house - making it a tip.
Your verdict?
Agree with Judge Romesh - it's her fault for having nine kids in the first place.
Rule she can throw out anything the kids haven't played with in the past year.
Agree she can throw away the lot - it's her house after all, not a storage unit.
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A father and daughter magic act are in court over a trick where a straw gets stuck up both their noses for somebody to drink through. But the dad doesn't want to go second any more as he ends up eating snot at every show.
Your verdict?
Tell the dad to suck it up - it's only his little girl's snot.
Agree with dad and they have to take turns going second.
Rule it's the daughter's turn to go second for a few years to even things up.
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A designer was hired for £1000 to bring a teacher's dream comic book to life but says his employer failed to turn up to essential meetings and he now he wants paying.
Your verdict?
Rule he gets paid just 25% of the fee as he's hardly had to do any work.
Rule he gets paid half the money and the pair go their separate ways.
Rule he gets paid and completes the work so everyone's a winner.
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